I could use an anime ciggy right about now
"There are no healing items in real life"
we live in hell 2.0
I don't really get the vtuber thing
its just youtube reaction videos with a level of abstraction
((reaction with abstraction))
if I have a chance to go post modern I usually do
Cruis'n USA: Trash world tour
livin life on big head mode
there needs to be anouther max headroom incident
What is it with online forums and being instantly and ignorantly dismissive?
Like, theres a post "How would I go about doing X on Y", and the response is always "Just use Z instead". Like for 1, that's not answering my question, and 2 there is more use cases than your fisher price windows 10 OS / hardware can provide, like really.
No one wants to try to be inventive or crafty anymore. These kinds of online responses are what killed the internet.
Found something, this is the oldest slimenet screenshot I have
they don't want you to know about what happened in the very last jackass tape
How I felt after that C64 tape mishap
Nevermind, I think these tapes just can't be recorded over. My bad
fuck, right after posting that last message my tape deck stopped being able to record
Today I wrote over a bunch of gospel tapes with commodore 64 games..
Surely I'll burn in hell for this act of sacrilege
something I whipped up like a month ago trying to learn how to use gimp
this image makes me nervous
Whut's up psychos
chill it before you spill it
Welcome to the new darkage
brain like a point and click adventure
The sludge factor has hit level 9
3d dummy head is like a pretty good name for a band
They put a microchip in my crunchrap
I love it when it feels like your stats just leveled up
Today my tech stat raised because I learned how to us RSS feeds
You're the man now dogslimenet.ytmnd.com
4D hypercube in 2D round hole
"What are you waiting for?" Is a statement so universal, it hurts.
Forbidden Rustbelt Fountain-> click <-
HEEEYYyy guys, its the brain dead gamer here back at it again with another installment of BrAinDeAdgaming. I play and react to games so you dont have to!
Saying whaddap 2 all the sleep paralysis demons out there
"The Taco Bell pizza wasn't a slam hit, it was a slam shit."
"Yeah, more like a slam fuck."
When I break Xorg for the 3rd time in a row
I had a dream last night that Jeremy Thorn mentioned my website on one of his streams or maybe it was like a brand new "Put it in your mouth" type video, and he said it was really cool and we should get in touch.
; _ ; We miss you Namasensei
You know how they say humans are like 70% water?
I think Americans are like 50% water and 20% grease
sliding thru the network
Circa Aug 2017 on Lainchan IRC (I use to post as Ret)
SSRI's are the antithesis to psychedelics
It's weird, after playing through Final fantasy 7 I can see how its kinda awkwardly translated dialogue had inspired the writing style of a lotta not so great fanfics i read as a kid
Honestly its endearing in its own right
Its pretty cathartic to take my thinkpad t61s hardrive caddy, slot it directly into my new thinkpad t420, and the linux partition boots up like nothing even happened.
Thinkpads + linux are like the golden ratio of personal computing.
Eating steak and caviar on my EBT card
One of my biggest musical sins:
Assuming the Beatles sucked because they are popular
*eats nothing but potato chips all day*
Why do I feel so awful?
Just stop thinking about it bro, turn your brain off and come play some CSGO bro
I think Cyberpunk 2077 is a neat game in all, but it really bothers me that they named it 'Cyberpunk' anything. Now if I search cyberpunk something in a search engine, I won't find anything but stuff about the game.
You should never name a piece of media after it's 'genre'. That's like naming your fantasy rpg game Fantasy RPG.
world class dingus
This freaked me the fuck out as a kid
It's from "Machine Head" on the Sega Saturn-> click <-
How do I evict all these people living rent free in my head
The way people act here about the corona virus I'm not really surprised there were witch hunts in history
I guess there are still a lot of steps for me to get out of my allegory of the cave styled cave
nothing like a big fat cup of brain work juice
Why isn't the final fantasy 7 remake on pc!!!!!1!!!
Let us have our Cloud getting diddled in a hot tub HD
A few months back I was at my locker at work passively listening to this woman's conversation next to me. She was talking about her kid (named quentin apparently) doing something or other.
I turned to leave and saw that she was wearing a "One Bad Mother" t-shirt stylized in the pulp fiction font. I couldn't help but think, oh yeah shes one bad mother alright.
My favorite time of year is about to end ; _ ;
Feelin' pretty toasty now that my heater works
Top 5 people that need mortal kombat uppercutted into a spikepit:
1. Fred Durst
2. Bill Gates
4. Ray William Johnson
5. MatPat from "Game theory"
Godhole: Heaven's Crevasse
So we know dry humor, what exactly would "moist humor" be?
Yoko Ono is the worm in John Lennon's apple
bong water enema
this page = Worst of shower thoughts vol 1
Meditating here in my bathroom stall
You have such a low-fi personality
Third eye open, other two closed
Nier: Automata running on my Sony Trinitron @640x480, max settings. It runs really really well, and looks great. However it might not completely show in this picture. I was suprised, modern games don't always scale down to lower resolutions that great, but it looks awesome. I played a good portion of the game this way.
Major coperations posting memes on social media is so surreal and dystopian to me, and yet it seems to be very common these days.
I guess people like it and it worked as a marketing technique.
Penis tetris requires lots of lube
So yesterday I found a fairy ring just outside of the building where I work.
It's neat and all and I didn't really think too much about it until I had this odd schizo tier thought about it.
In factory jobs like the one I work in, it seems like people very easily become complacent in life. They come in and do really monotonous work the entire day and go home and sleep, and they are completely happy with it. This kinda lifestyle makes me miserable, and it fills me with panic talking to people 2 or 3 times my age that say they started working here just out of highschool and plan to retire from here.
It isn't too different from the folklore of the fairy ring, and I'm stuck here forced to "dance to their tune" as the years of my life just rush by. Hopefully I can eventually get out and do things I feel are important.
I kinda just tripped, drank and worked 2020 away..
it's not a great feeling
This Nine inch Nails song reminds me of some Amiga demo stuffNine Inch Nails - Ringfinger
- - -
Shining 8 - Back In Scene
Kefrens - Guardian Dragon 2
Dexion - New Swappers
QUARTEX - Goodie
Unit A - Interceptor
Something I wrote after a trip:
I feel enlightened as well as harrowed, and in this society that may be the same thing. It's like finding put your worst nightmare is truth itself.
Humanity had been forced into homogeneous living and removed the pursuit of humanitarian values for the benefit of a sad sick few. Is this how humanity is destined to be? Have we truly created our own gods, through apathy?
Our world works a lot like a meat processing plant, and it is just as sterile.
Back off, i'm trying to (( BE )))
All progress will be lost, continue?
Curses.. Ive introduced the "Infinate Burrito" factor into my dietary system.
It's feel bad hour..
Bro.. lemme get a hit of that Arnie jug
Here's some comfy 2009ish jams, "I'm browsing early youtube and the newgrounds audio portal, and keeping an eye on my /v/ and /b/ threads." core.Modjo - Lady (Hear Me Tonight) - Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity
I also added this to Music Recs.
People I meet seem to get this impression that I'm very intellectual, but the reality is that I'm just a very elaborate idiot.
I think at some point im going to try to talk a bunch about all the saturn games I had played as a kid. It will likely be on the Game Recommendations page, so I guess keep an eye out.
I had Bust a Move 2: Arcade Edition on the Sega Saturn as a kid, and it was a pretty stand out game from my childhood. The game itself is pretty cute, and a lot of fun to play with friends.
I always though that backgrounds for the play field were pretty neat, like they could make a cool gifs, desktop backgrounds or something. I've never seen pictures of just the backgrounds anywhere on the internet, so I decided to try to get them myself. I was able to get them by popping the game into an emulator and messing around with the sprite layers until i had just what I wanted onscreen, and recorded/screencapped it. I got a couple little animations as well.
Here they are:
There are a bunch more from the game id like to get, it has like A to Z levels with different backgrounds for almost each level. This would require me to play through the whole game several times though, so I likely wont have all of them for a little while. I've also posted these on tumblr so they may get better seen.
Half of this year's daily meals have came from the same vending machine at my job. How depressing
Another day, another Tyson (TM) Brand chicken tender
Blue collar conversations seem to work solely off of idioms, catchphrases and vaguely remembering movies.
not to be haha XD funny, but im full of absolutely useless information
WHERE HAS ALL THE SKEUOMORPHIC UI GONE!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I wish I could freestyle on a real DDR machine,
all I can do is sit here and play stepmania on my keyboard ; - ;
Smidget freestyling "Dont Bother Me"
Elder Smidget doing the same "Dont bother me" set in 2014
micxiao freestyling "Butterfly"
BBR freestyling "Stomp to my beat"
Oz freestyling "Stomp to my beat"
- - -Stephen Hawking plays Dance Dance Revolution
Language is so weird. How is it that you can say something, completely miscommunicate and butcher relaying it to someone and still have them understand what you mean and/or what your trying to talk about.
It feels like doing math with mostly, or all incorrect data and still getting the exact answer.
mmmmmmm.. this meal's making me wanna hit that vomitorium
AMVs are my ultimate guilty pleasure
Excuse my general weasel like appearance
it's the lighting here
It's just flesh.. it heals
I compiled Mario 64 on my personal Linux computer...
It's fucking insane that this is even remotely possible, I would have never imagined.
Super Mario Bros Lost Levels
Circa Apr 2017: The Deconstruction of Home Improvement
Tim the "tool"
Circa Jun 2017: Timstride
All it's missing is the Unregistered HyperCam 2 watermark.
Circa Nov 2017: Timscape
Circa Mar 2017: My Windows 7 Server I had for some reason
Circa Jan 2017: Milkdrop cyber-condom
Circa Feb 2017: Reflective devil model I made
Putting croud cheers and applause in a studio recording (not live) of a song is got to be the most pretentious thing ever.
It's comparable to putting a laugh track over a crappy TV show.
Like, you have to earn my admiration with the content of your art, not try to squeeze it out with peer pressure.
Aint time to be the slime
Another fun memory in 2017ish. I had lost the only set of keys for my appartment. When I finally found them, they were at the bottom of a pile of floppy disc I had on the floor. Needless to say, my roomate was pissed.
Fun memory, this was about a year ago when I was still in college. So I had to take my final in my CompSci class, and in the final they wanted you to solve a few programming problems. The idiosyncrasy about it was that you had to write all your code by fucking hand. They were also very clear that, if your handwriting was not readable, they would automatically count the problem as incorrect.
It's not that big of a deal really, but my stupid ass just happend to fuck up my wrists and hands trying to carry this massive CRT up a couple flights of stairs to my dorm, just a couple hours before the test. My hand was shaking really badly, and I spent an extra hour and a half on the test because I couldn't draw curly braces right.
For that same final, there was an extra credit opportunity where you can bring in a poster with what your projections of 2030 were, as well as extra points if the poster had glitter. The grand majority of people drew some Jetsons looking stuff with lots of glitter. I just decided just to write some hot takes. Pic below V
The burden that all gamers must bear
Why the hell are all the chairs at my job made for blob people? Like, I feel like a child sitting in these chairs.
They are awfully uncomfortable too, but I guess when you get that large you would be comfortable sitting pretty much anywhere.
Jungle music and House music have become my new religion
I have given up all other forms of music, in favor of Jungle
Death Grips fans have to be some of the most unfunny people I've ever met
Current location: The Desert of the Real
All those weebs out there are probably getting a kick outta wearing face masks during this covid shit.
Do you think Kenshiro likes to hit the orgasm pressure points (as well as the one that cause you to explode into bloody gore) on his enemys as like some kinda sick joke?
why is it that when I find something that makes me really excited, it either ends up being common knowlege, or so obscure, that people dont give a shit about it
Boss say: "$top dissociating on company time"
All hopped up on that funky bean water
Anderson Cooper is a 3d model, I swear to god.
He is just a modern max headroom
Don't you think it's kinda fucked up people willingly wear advertising as clothing?
Like, clothing is suppose to say a lot about your character, it's the first thing people see about you and it leaves a subconscious impression. So when I see some one wearing a big fat supreme, apple or nike logo on their shirt, its just screams "hey look I'm this companies bitch". It's like a cattle brand.
Do you think if supreme made a giant branded wooden billboard that hung around your neck with a rope (for $200), do you think people would wear it? Because I do.
Post society high-fantasy world when..
Blade Runner is real and happening, everything is just lame Windows 8, ultra-flat, metro design
When do you think they will turn off the virtualbox we all reside in?
fuck this gay earth..
If Yellow Magic Orchestra is the Beatles of electronic music, then Kraftwerk is the Chuck Berry
rm -rf myself
We all live in a prostate s(t)imulation
Why arn't there any anime RPG fields that I can just go in lay in.
Someone needs to plant a magic missile in my forehead.
Get bent.. I have plenty of time to regret being born
That sex scene from the lawnmower man was pretty cool.
G0d is dead,
and internet explorer 6 killed him
[ INTERNET DEATH CULT 2020 ]
This place looks like my kind of hell
Despite all my 'tude, I'm still just slime in a tube..
Why can't I sucker punch people without them finding out?
I'm so tired of being tired
Why do I keep finding the most horid, lovecraftian insects inside my house. This is hell.
My rapper name would most likely be MC Chicken and the krispy bunch
Suck my dick..
Lick my stick.